Showing posts with label sleep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sleep. Show all posts
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Swimming
Aside from swimming at our house every single day this summer, my kids have managed to hit up two other neighbors and use their pools.
Rio shows off his acrobatic water skills, by jumping, flipping and diving. While Amaya cheers him on swimming a stroke we have deemed The Drowning Porpoise.
"Swimming is the best part of summer!" Amaya shared while we were walking home from a neighbor's house late last night. "I love it!"
"I'm swimming again tomorrow. As soon as I wake up!" Rio declared.
That is...if he ever wakes up.
It's 10:30am and Rio is still asleep.
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Saturday, April 30, 2011
Zyrtec
Zyrtec is my drug of choice.
I'm an allergy sufferer. For years I used Benadryl, but the side affects were more than I could handle. I would take one tiny pink pill and within twenty minutes I mimicked a cheap drunk. Slurring my words and unable to articulate a complete thought. The room would spin, and my neck would struggle to support my heavy head. Then BAM! I would slip into a coma for six hours.
I'd fall quickly down the rabbit hole, into the rem state. For me, there isn't any sleep like a Benadryl sleep. I think it's the closest thing to hibernating.
It seems I'm the family drug dealer for meds. I can't remember the last time a family member visited my house and didn't need a pill or two from my medicine cabinet. Headaches, backaches, sore throats, earaches, bug bites, you have a problem...I have a pill for it. But Zyrtec is like gold, so I'm stingy with it.
"Nikki, do you have any allergy pills?" my brother inquired, as he fought the urge to rub his itching eyes, sneezing repeatedly.
"Yeah, do you want a Benadryl?" I offered.
"No...I don't want a Benadryl. Do you have anything else?" He asked.
I went to find something else in my medicine cabinet. I opened the doors and saw my precious bottles of Zyrtec. But I offered something else instead.
"Here I have a box a Claritin," I said as I handed him the box. "It expired last month, but if you want it, you can have it."
"Oh, thanks Nik!" My brother appreciated my generous offer.
I'm an allergy sufferer. For years I used Benadryl, but the side affects were more than I could handle. I would take one tiny pink pill and within twenty minutes I mimicked a cheap drunk. Slurring my words and unable to articulate a complete thought. The room would spin, and my neck would struggle to support my heavy head. Then BAM! I would slip into a coma for six hours.
I'd fall quickly down the rabbit hole, into the rem state. For me, there isn't any sleep like a Benadryl sleep. I think it's the closest thing to hibernating.
It seems I'm the family drug dealer for meds. I can't remember the last time a family member visited my house and didn't need a pill or two from my medicine cabinet. Headaches, backaches, sore throats, earaches, bug bites, you have a problem...I have a pill for it. But Zyrtec is like gold, so I'm stingy with it.
"Nikki, do you have any allergy pills?" my brother inquired, as he fought the urge to rub his itching eyes, sneezing repeatedly.
"Yeah, do you want a Benadryl?" I offered.
"No...I don't want a Benadryl. Do you have anything else?" He asked.
I went to find something else in my medicine cabinet. I opened the doors and saw my precious bottles of Zyrtec. But I offered something else instead.
"Here I have a box a Claritin," I said as I handed him the box. "It expired last month, but if you want it, you can have it."
"Oh, thanks Nik!" My brother appreciated my generous offer.
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allergies,
humor,
raising marshmallows,
sarcasm,
sleep,
Zyrtec
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sick and Tired
February started just as pleasantly as January. I'm being punished for skipping the flu shot.
Today I woke up feeling better but exhausted. The cough that has moved in is keeping me up all night so during the day all I want to do is sleep.
Sleeping causes other problems. I wake up to a puddle of wetness on my pillow and my sleeve with my hair plastered to the side of my face. Even in sleep I'm aware of the torturous sore throat I have. The drooling is completely involuntary.
It's Monday. So imagine my excitement of sending the kids off to school. First I drag Amaya out of bed by her ankles.
"Get up!" I yell. "You're going to be late." This is due to me hitting the snooze button repeatedly.
I go into Rio's room. I try to shake him conscious. He's burning up.
"Mom, my throat hurts," he complains.
I grab a flashlight to inspect his tonsils. After all I am a throat expert.
"Uh-oh..." I say. "Looks like you're staying home."
Then I remember. What about my sleep? I'm devastated.
"You know if you stay home today, you're staying in bed?"
"I know."
"No video games, TV, or playing outside."
He was fine with that. So we slept all day.
The only thing worse than waking up on my own saturated pillowcase, is rolling over into his.
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